..........nothing kinky

Just my prepaid credit card xDDDDD

That means I can paypal my heart out!! OH YEAH~~~ *hip thrusts*

*now has to go pay off a bunch of things x__X*

By Cherri Carter-Scott

1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it but it’s yours to keep for the entire period.
2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.”
3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error and experimentations. The “failed” experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately “work.”
4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
5. Learning lessons does not end. There’s no part of life that doesn’t contain its lessons. If you’re alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.
6. “There” is no better a place than “here.” When your “there” has become a “here,” you will simply obtain another “there” that will again look better than “here.”
7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.
9. Your answers lie within you. The answers to life’s questions life within you. All you need to do is look, listen and trust.
10. You will forget all this.

We were discussing this again just a few mins ago, and *wipes tear*, it STILL makes me laugh




So last year on Christmas day, we went to mass as per usual and then as we were driving home, we wondered what we should do together as a family.....

I ended up suggesting the idea of a picnic. Mum had made some awesome curry and roasted duck stuff, so if we combined that with some vegies and bread, it would be awesome!!!

So we drove home and packed the bags. All we needed was bread!

It was Christmas day, so EVERYWHERE was closed. It was horrible x__X

BUT we eventually found this Indian market place that had bread (WOOO YEAH!!!)

Me and my sister went off to buy chips and drinks and mum and dad went to buy bread (....yes, together! *cue the 'awwwwwwww' * ) We were all pretty excited and smiley at this point, because................. OMGOSH! Its food!! And you can't go wrong with my mums cooking!!! Lol, my whole family loves food ^^

Anyhoo, me and my sister had gotten everything and then jumped into the car waiting around for mum and dad.

A few minutes later, my dad comes back and gets into the drivers seat.............BUT, he's muttering. Obviously, he's angry at something.

I first assumed that he and mum had argued about what kinda bread to bring, but then mum gets into the car, and SHES ALL SMILEY!









You can't have Christmas with an angry family member, so me and sis were all "O_______O"
So mum, who's all tee-hee-ing tells us the story.

Keep in mind that there's only about 3-4 years age difference between my lovely mother and father.


*dad and mum walk up to Indian shop*
*cue for the indian man to pop out and be all patronly*

Indian man: Wai, hello dere. Can I help choo?  (xD My attempt at online Indian accent)
Mum: Hello, do you sell any bread?
Indian man: Ob course, but today we only hab plain white bread
Dad: That's great, is it fresh from today?
Indian man: Noooooooooooooooooo. It's from yesterday

*mum and dad discuss the pros and cons of buying yesterday-bread in vietnamese in front of the indian man*

Dad: Okay, we take it.

*exchange of money and bread occurs*
*mum and dad turn to leave*

Indian man (shouting): YOU HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS WITH YOUR DAUGHTER SIR!!


HHAHAHAHAHH!! Oh dad is STILL pissed off about that.

What do you see when you look at this

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